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THE ROSE THAT GREW FROM CONCRETE

>>From: ribzey
Message 1 in Discussion

Did you hear about the rose that
grew from a crack in the concrete?
Proving nature's law is wrong it
learned to walk without having feet.
Funny it seems, but by keeping it's dreams,
it learned to breathe fresh air.
Long live the rose that grew from
concrete when no one else ever cared.
by Tupac Shakur

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HOMSI

>>From: ribzey
Message 1 in Discussion

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the
corner.
Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for
2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of
paper.
Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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Lebanese Businessman ;)

>>From: TheSilverClaw
Message 1 in Discussion

Jack, a smart Lebanese businessman, talks to his son

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : I will choose my own bride

Jack: But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter

Son : Well, in that case...


Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: I have a husband for your daughter.

Bill Gates : But my daughter is too young to marry

Jack: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.

Bill Gates : Ah, in that case...



Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

President : But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.

Jack: But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.

President : Ah, in that case.....


This is how business is done!! The Lebanese way ...

SilverClaw
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